Insect of Death!
This Praying Mantis has been living in our Apartment stair well now for about a week. It has been scaring children and eating small birds, and it's time to put a stop to it all.
Update: My Pitching Wedge will be repackaged and sold as a Professional Praying Mantis Relocation Device. He now is living safely in a tree by the high tension power lines... at least until it gets eaten.
How should I deal with the Insect of Death?
Kill it with Bug Spray
1(8.3%)
Kill it with my Driver (Titanium Shaft)
4(33.3%)
Move it down the 3 flights of stairs somehow...
7(58.3%)
Update: My Pitching Wedge will be repackaged and sold as a Professional Praying Mantis Relocation Device. He now is living safely in a tree by the high tension power lines... at least until it gets eaten.
That and I have a hard time killing something THAT BIG.
I'd trap it (read as: I'd have someone else trap it) with soemthing really big so it definately got into the container and doesn't get within eniugh reach to climb on me and throw it DOWN THE FUCKING BLOCK so it would never come back!
Or maybe get it into an aquarium and feed it crickets and grasshoppers till it dies of neglect :D I'd be interested in watching it kill other bugs I hate. Hahahaha
That's why I was going to use the bug spray. I figured no mess, and I'll find it upside down in a matter of minutes. It may freak out though like when they tried to disect the alien in Independence Day.
my thoughts exactly!
COME ON MAN, you're from JERSEY for Christ's sake.
He has been relocated... if he comes back though, I will be challenging him to a knife fight.